Hey Folks! Welcome to my personal blog. I get asked a lot about how this website came to be and my answer is always the same: I’ve taken a lifelong passion for the written word and mixed it up with a healthy dose of testosterone and edgy humor to create a place where women are celebrated rather than criticized. Click here to read more.

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Generation MILF

I assume most of my readers are familiar with the acronym, MILF. If not, I think Wikipedia says it best…“A common colloquial term generally regarded as vulgar, yet denoting a sexually attractive older female; generally between 30 and 50 years of age.” I couldn’t have said it better myself. In my opinion, most women definitely become more attractive as they grow older. No doubt about it. This article is my tribute to these women.

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The Chaos of Fatherhood

I swear on my Granny’s grave there’s no doubt the good Lord gave me kids as payback for my forty-year reign as CEO of Troublemakers, Inc. Blessing a guy like me with two beautiful daughters is proof positive that Queen Karma not only exists, but that she loves retribution. No doubt at this very moment, God and the Queen are throwing back tequila shots in the clouds and laughing it up at my coming plight. My plight as a single father. This article is my tribute to all the amazing women who are somehow able to keep their families running AND their senses of humor intact…

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Dating After Divorce; The D.A.D. Chronicles

I haven’t dated much in the past year or two. But all that is about to change. I’ve recently decided it’s time to come in from the cold and begin a new chapter in Blood’s chronicles of female companionship. Said another way, I’m going to start dating again. So in commemoration of my upcoming foray back into the fray, I’m commencing this hard-hitting series on what I believe are the most important factors to consider when venturing forth into the sometimes inhospitable badlands of post-divorce dating….

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One-on-One with Dr. Drew

Join me as I sit down one-on-one with Dr. Drew Pinsky for a frank and open conversation about the differences between men and women and what you should never compromise on if you’re a woman.

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A Memo To Single and Divorced Moms

So you’ve been divorced or you’re single, huh? Well, contrary to what some people think, that doesn’t mean you’re crazy or damaged goods. More often than not, it means the exact opposite. Here’s why….

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Complement Not Complicate

How does a woman blow a man’s mind? Every day I receive emails from women all over the world asking some variation of this question. While each woman’s situation is unique, the stories themselves are very much the same. They can’t meet a decent guy. They’re a magnet for jerks. They can’t get the guy they’re with to commit. Always the bridesmaid and never the bride. You get my point. This article unravels this mind-boggling mystery that has plagued women through the ages.

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Dating Down Under

I recently appeared on a popular daytime radio talk show in Australia. This podcast is a short excerpt from that show. In it, I talk about the pitfalls of dating after divorce and what you should, and most importantly, what you shouldn’t do when dating after the age of thirty. Enjoy…

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To Thine Own Self Be True

In this episode:

1. The NUMBER ONE mistake single AND married women make that devastates happiness. If you’d like to remain single forever or mire your relationship in misery, then by all means do this.

2. The most valuable lesson you could ever learn..

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Tick Tock

Austin – I am a 42 year old, divorced mother of two boys. I have been back in the dating world for about 3 years now. I have met some amazing men too. They just don’t seem to stick around long enough to develop a ‘real’ relationship. My relationships start out great and exciting but it never fails that I start talking about the future and they run and hide. I just can’t seem to find a man that will commit to me for more than 3 months. All I want is a stable, monogamous committed relationship! Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

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An Open Letter to A Misogynist

This is a copy of the letter I posted on my Facebook Fan page in February 2013 that has since gone viral on the Internet. I hope you enjoy it.

Austin

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